SinisterKitteh

Olivia's Date-Me Doc (in progress)

What is this? (For those not in the know)

The date-me doc is a sort of indie alternative to a more traditional dating app profile. If you came here from dateme.directory, you already know this, of course. As a real true dating app hater, I thought it might be fun to try to put one of them together.

If you're someone I know who has somehow stumbled across this page uninvited, I'd appreciate if you clicked away... why not check out the rest of my site?

The purpose of this document:

I am a very happy solo person, and I don't think I absolutely *need* a partner to be happy and fulfilled in life.

That said, there are some things that I do enjoy that are just much more fun with another person: going to a diner and drinking a chocolate milkshake, doing the jitterbug, taking a nap on the beach on a summer afternoon...

While this document is still under construction, I'd like to eventually use it as a landing space for my in-person calling card or to post to the dateme.directory.


A quick overview of my basic stats:
Name Olivia
Age 26
Gender "Gender? I hardly know her!"
Location Connecticut, USA
Orientation Queer, Gray-A
Job IT guy
Food Aspiring vegetarian, no allergies

What I am looking for:

I am in search of exactly one person who is open to the following:

My strengths:

My weaknesses:

  1. Short (but not quite as short as Danny Devito)
  2. Spends too much time on the computer
  3. Quite anxious pretty much all of the time
  4. Needs to exercise more

Lifestyle preferences:

Location: I am looking to stay in Connecticut (or at least New England) for the next ten years at least. Connecticut has a bad reputation as the too-expensive corporate gutter between NYC and Boston. And maybe it is a too-expensive gutter, but it's my too-expensive gutter, and I've grown quite fond of bits of it.

Pets, kids, and all that: I would quite like to have several of my own cats. I would also enjoy a medium size dog if I was not the primary carer for it. Open to discussing other pets but I dislike parakeets and ferrets. If the circumstances end up being favorable sometime between 2030 and 2040, I am considering having exactly one child.


this page last updated 4/3/2025, or after that but i forgot to update the date. who knows!